It is funny… because it is true.
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQq2FXKigLc&w=425&h=350]
To be clear, I don’t think the specific words you use make you a douchebag… it is using them to be obtuse and appear smarter than everyone else in an effort to take client’s money while delivering no tangible result that makes you a douchebag.